How the Warlock lost his soul while picking blueberries

 

“If you should hold the devil, hold him well,
He hardly will be caught a second time”

 

Ernodal hummed tunelessly as he knelt in the soft earth in front of the blueberry bushes. His stained fingers lightly skimmed the remaining crop but they were several days away from being ripe. The small pile in his basket would be enough for now. Skipping lightly to his feet he turned around and almost walked straight into the two elves who had ghosted up behind him unheard. The closest elf hissed as he danced backwards to avoid being knocked over.

‘Watch where you blunder, half breed!’

‘My apologies Yannoth. I didn’t hear you approach.’ Ernodal grinned, partly to diffuse the tension but mostly because he knew how much his perpetual good humour confused the angry elf.

‘Of course you didn’t. Some of us can move with a degree of grace.’ Yannoth glowered as he smoothed down the navy and turquoise feathers which covered his leather jerkin. When he had preened himself to his satisfaction he turned to the elf beside him.

‘There is little of his father in him. His aspect is that of his human mother.’

Yannoth’s voice lost the harsh edge it always had when he spoke to Ernodal, but he still made the word ‘human’ sound like a curse.

The second elf was dressed in a simple white robe and his skin had the slightly translucent sheen that came with several centuries. He said nothing for a long time, seemingly content to just stare at Ernodal with blank eyes. Long moments passed as the trio stood there – Yannoth glaring, Ernodal increasingly uncomfortable and the old elf impassive. Ernodal started to say something to break the silence but the old elf interrupted him.

“Your father saved my life several decades before you were born. When was the last time you saw him?’

‘Over five years ago. He was here for a month or so’.

Ernodal didn’t add that this was the longest period he’d ever spent with his father.

Once again the old elf said nothing. Then his pale face flushed and he broke into a sprint away to the left. Nonplussed, Ernodal turned to Yannoth but the other elf was already racing in pursuit… towards a patch of rising smoke. In the distance the forest was burning.

 

 

Gasping for breath and nursing a stitch in his side after, Ernodal staggered out of the cover of the trees and into a nightmare. A huge pillar of crimson fire blazed in the centre of the clearing, spitting clouds of sulphurous yellow smoke which blotted out the sky. Misshapen hybrid creatures lurched out of the flames, screeching and hooting as they threw themselves at panic-stricken elves. Armed warriors were flooding into the clearing and charging at the monsters to give others time to flee. Yannoth was a blur of daggers and twirling feathers as he slashed at a hulking abomination with four hairy arms and the twisting body of a serpent. A volley of arrows ripped into a flock of small flying monsters, the rest of the flock scattering and swooping low to peck and scratch at unprotected faces. A bolt of incandescent lighting blew apart an enormous piglike creature as it loped towards a cluster of elves. The old elf soared over the devastation and sent another cracking bolt into the heart of the fire.

Crouching low to the ground Ernodal started to circle around the edge of the clearing. Gorge rose in his throat but he forced himself to keep moving on trembling legs. He could see other elves darting in to help the wounded to safety and he wouldn’t be able to live with himself if he didn’t try to do the same. Through a twisting gap in the yellow smog he saw a tall elf staggering drunkenly using his spear as a crutch. Whimpering with terror Ernodal dashed forward. He managed to get one arm around the wounded fighter and tried to prop him up, but the elf gave a long shuddering gasp and slumped forward, showing the horrific wounds where his back had been flayed to the bone. Ernodal fell to his knees and emptied his stomach in long violent spasms. When the cramps stopped he was trembling and covered with cold sweat but he forced himself to reach down and take up the fallen spear.

Swirling winds twisted the pillar of fire as the ancient elf floating above the carnage chanted a new spell. The remaining demons faltered in and tried to cover whatever hodgepodge eyes and ears they had. Disoriented and confused they were suddenly easy prey for the vengeful elves. As the last demon was put down the roaring bonfire spluttered and snuffed out, leaving a circle of blacked earth. In the centre of the charred ground two figures were waltzing slowly inside a ring of mutilated bodies. One of the dancers was hidden in a black cloak and hood, the wind outlining stick thin limbs beneath the flapping fabric. The other dancer was wrong in a more fundamental way than the other demons. This one was painful to look at and its form seemed to alter as it moved. One moment it was a wisp of red smoke coiling around the figure in black, the next it was a towering brutish mass of bleeding sinew and exposed muscle. Neither paid the horrified onlookers any more attention than the seared earth or scorched corpses beneath their feet.

Yannoth was already sprinting towards the dancers, daggers flashing. With a roar the elven warriors charged to support him. Slightly slower than the rest Ernodal had only taken a few steps when Yannoth crossed the ring of corpses, so he was further back when the ground erupted in a spray of green mist. Yannoth toppled backward foaming at the mouth as the poisonous vapours rolled outward and swallowed the oncoming elves. Warriors dropped their weapons and clutched desperately at streaming eyes and swelling throats, battlecries becoming moans of horror. Ernodal staggered as the smog coiled around him, scalding his exposed skin. Fighting panic he stumbled blindly, eyes streaming with tears. His foot caught on a slumped body and he toppled out into a patch of breathable air at centre of the circle.

The demon and the hooded figure were writhing together in an obscene embrace, frantic grunting growing louder and faster as the moans of the dying elves started to fade. Weakened by fright and nausea Ernodal stabbed clumsily with the spear. It was a clumsy strike, driven more by disgust than a desire to kill, but the tip punched though the hooded figure as if there was nothing beneath the fabric. A piercing scream from the black robe was drowned out by a bellow of rage which sent Ernodal sprawling to the ground clutching at his bleeding ears. As the hooded figure convulsed a pair of furious yellow eyes fixed on Ernodal and pinned him to the spot. His last impression was of an enormous crimson figure advancing on him as the smog coiled round and he backed out.

 

Yannoth was staring at him with angry yellow eyes. Ernodal tried to grin but he felt his face crack and split in two. He tried to hold his broken skull together but fire poured out of the wounds and burned his hands.

 

‘The mongrel carries the taint of the Fiend. It would be a kindness to kill him before he wakes.’

‘The young half human saved us all. I’ll not see him slain for bravery.’

 

The dull pain in his head brought Ernodal slowly back to consciousness. He tried to raise a hand but he was tangled in soft cloth. Sunlight stung his eyes as he tried to prop himself up but a gentle hand pressed him down. The old elf in white was kneeling by his side.

‘We do not have much time. What you did back there was very gallant. You have saved many lives, but there is a cost to your actions. The others have left this place and you cannot follow them, nor can you remain among us. When you interrupt a ritual such as that the magic can be released in uncontrollable ways. Somehow you have absorbed a fragment of the demonic power. It may fade in time, but I fear that it will grow and consume you. Elves will see this. They will shun you or kill you on sight.

You may be able to break this curse. Amongst your mother’s people there are those who have been reckless enough to study these matters. Travel to the human lands, to Vicetina, speak with the scholar of demon lore. They may know of some cure other than death.

I am sorry Ernodal. I wish I could do more for you but this matter is more important than any of us. I must warn the other settlements what has happened here, what nearly happened here. Rest now. I will be gone when you wake…’

 

 

Ernodal knelt in the mud, eating the last of the blueberries from the bush. He’d liked baking because it gave him a chance to think, a chance to try things for himself. No one had ever said so, but baking was one of the things he was allowed to learn as a half human. No master would ever deign to teach him music or magic, field craft or swordsmanship. His human blood meant that he could never truly be accepted. He hadn’t been ashamed of this or held it against the others. He was what he was, they were being true to themselves in the way they acted. So he’d baked and cooked and thought about what he would do when the time came to leave. He’d been happy here and in no rush to leave this community of creative and passionate and snobbish elves.

Now those elves were dead or gone, chased out or torn apart by demons. And Ernodal was marked in a different way. He could feel the demon with the yellow eyes like he could feel the sun or the pull of gravity. It was faint and distant but there was a link between them, a red mote in his vision if he turned to look at it, a prickling in the back of his mind if he turned away. And presumably the demon could sense him too.

The old elf had advised him to look for a way to break this curse, but Ernodal felt in his bones that this wasn’t the right path. The demon would hunt him forever whether the bond was broken or not because Ernodal had taken – was still taking – something from that monster. Ernodal concentrated on the link and felt something into him, pressure building in his head and sparks flickering at his fingertips. He could take power from this. He could stop others from being hurt.

Ernodal finished the last berry, turned to face the link and gave it his biggest, most annoying grin. He’d taught himself to cook and bake, learning as he went. Elves always said the best hunters were self-taught. Time to see if you could teach yourself to hunt demons.

 

 

Towers Abroad

“No listen here , its probably one of these levers, or maybe this glyph needs to be connected to this .. er.. thingy” mumbled Klaus unconvincingly.

“I’ve been doing this a long time young man, I think I know what Im doing” gloated Klauss , just as something cracked  loudly under this finger.

“Didn’t need that I suspect”

Taahir massaged his temples to relieve the pounding headache. Why did he invite the man to stay here? Luca and he were just passing by, but the mans insatiable curiosity was almost as bad as that goblin. How could he be taken in like that and think that anybody other than a proper mage or god butcher of Slat in Wounds could get the tower “up and running” as the old man put it. He would actually prefer serving Throkk tea at this rate. Penelope sat silently watching the exchange.

“Klaus, trust me please, I have read all of the books in the library, and I swear to you there is no possible way you can … how did you say… “hot-wire” a tower.”

“Nonsense. Did I tell you about the time I was a prisoner in the Bloody Baron Red Beards dungeon of pain and I…”

“ Yes, you told me ”

“Oh right.. so I did. Well this does remind me of the duel I had with the Duchess of Findlestrom with both my hands cuffed to…”

“I heard that one”

“Ah. The Beast of Gloamhollow?”

“Yes”

“Adventurers league invitational anniversary dungeon crawl time challenge?”

“ Yes Klaus”

“Seige of Serendoch?”

“Yes Klaus, I have heard all of your stories by the fucking Twins and you know what? You know what? I think your full of shit old man and you made them all up! And you never ever, ever shut up!” screamed Taahir in frustration.

Silence filled the room now, thick and awkward. Penelope whimpered.

Klaus spoke first.

“I see.” He said quietly.

Taahir was flushed with embarrassment, and guilt.

“Klaus, I .. I didnt mean it like that I just ..” He stuttered

“No its ok young man. Ill have overstayed my welcome. Just pass me that squiggly looking thing will you? The one that looks a bit like a duck penis with the ruby encrusted bagel running around it”

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Ben sat milking his goat into the rusty pail, slow and methodical, like he had done every day since he was a lad. Every day. He stared thoughtfully at the tower. What a strange elf that had attended his fathers funeral that day. How did he know so much about his father, and yet Ben had never met him or seen him around. Tulip he had called himself. He had been thinking about it for weeks now.

As Ben worked steadily he gazed at the tower. Something was.. off. He crinkled his nose as the smell hit him first.Earthy… Citrus hops and .. bitter almonds? Confused he looked at the hairs on the back of his hand, all of which were sticking up, erect like soldiers. His goat looked more like a sheep now, a ball of confused enlarging fuzz. As the tiny sparks of energy leapt from his hands to the pail, Ben looked up again at the tower, glowing and crackling on the hill.

It was as if the world had a sharp intake of breath. A gasp of wind. One crisp slap of sunshine, a sudden quickening of the pulse and intensifying of the colours, and with a flash, the tower vanished.

On the Road Again

“By the twins, shut the hell up you two” hissed Luca.

Biggs and Wedge clasped their hands over their mouths as they squatted deep behind the firs.

Luca’s hand reach for his pistol. His jaw clenched in annoyance as his fingers brushed the empty holster.

“I hope you’re putting those girls to good use, wherever you are Tulip” he mumbled.

He found the hilt of his longsword in the dark and coiled himself against the broad oak tree, ready to spring out at the dark figures if they wandered too close to his hiding spot.

“Now who rides a cart in the dead of night, and without any torchlight whatsoever I wonder?”

The figures on the road worked in silence, moving quickly and deliberately in the moonlight, hoisting the cart onto wooden blocks and replacing the shattered axel at the rear of the cart. The road was rocky this far north of Vicetina, difficult for a cart to pass during the day…

Silence was broken only my muffled scrapes and thumps as the boxes and barrels were lashed back in place atop the cart. They moved more slowly now, with more care. A gently hiss as the hempen tarp was repositioned tightly over their cargo. They would be back on the road in minutes. They worked much faster than peasants or idle travellers. Even faster than smugglers Luca thought. They worked like a well-oiled machine, like they had drilled for this.

He glanced at the Donkey Boys. Biggs had found himself a choice rock with which to defend himself. He was as likely to injure himself as he was an assailant. He had proved the least talented student Luca had ever attempted to train. He was neither fast nor strong, lacked even basic situational awareness, and he had seen better reflexes on a corpse. He didn’t even have enough meat on his bones to serve as a human shield. An incredibly underwhelming boy, but Luca found himself laughing with him and at him frequently on the road. He was good for something perhaps.

Wedge was by now convinced he had some innate connection to the weave after learning his mother was a witch, and would spend hours each day staring at objects attempting to move them with his mind. He had scaled down once he realised the donkeys themselves were probably a bit ambitious. His current project was a simple pine cone, and this staring could consume the boy for hours upon hours. Luca had decided not to interject when Wedge recalled the day his mother adopted him, for Wedge swore blindly that she must have seen his potential.

Luca didn’t know much about family bloodlines and the like, but he never saw a racehorse give birth to a donkey. And he sure has hell didn’t think that was how adoption worked.

He snapped his attention back to the road as he heard steel sliding from leather scabbards, the muffled, leathery sound of impending battle.

The men of the cart now stood in a defensive formation, covering their flanks, an assortment of weapons pointing at the tall figures emerging from the darkness to the north. Half a dozen in number, they were tall and graceful, flowing gently towards the men like leaves carried on the breeze. Their eyes shone in the moonlight, piercing, unknowable, alien.

Elves.

“Put down your weapons friends, we have long been on the road, and know where it leads.” came the voice, cool and soothing, like summer rain. Luca blinked back his awe and steadied himself. Surely something magical was afoot, honeying the voice. Tulip didn’t sound anything like that.

“ Er.. Captain that’s the codeword…”

The men lowered their weapons at the signal from their leader, albeit cautiously.

“Greetings from the Elves of the Blackwood. We come from the capital. You are late. But this is disappointing but not unfixable. There are only a few shipments left and we will be ready to proceed… Captain”

“Er.. ya. Good. Just some problems with the cart but were all fucking sorted now. We don’t need much help from here”

“Judges and Lancers prowl these roads brother. We are too close to the end to risk you being caught. That would unravel everything we have been working towards. No, we shall accompany you to Namburg. Are you being followed? Did you meet anybody on your travels?”

The elves eyes glowed gently, shining their milky radiance into the darkness.

“N..No. Nobody. Nobody knows we are here” faltered the captain

“But Captain, what about those wierdos, That Orc Throkk and… ”

“Shut the fuck up you absolute ginger bellend”

The silence roared at Luca as the temperature instantly dropped. He gripped his weapon until his knuckles were numb. He could almost taste the tension in the air, salty and bitter, like blood on the tongue.

“What wierdos? Have you been compromised?” cut the elves voice, cold and harsh in the stillness.

Luca gripped his sword tighter at the mention of Throkk. Tulip will have been with him. What happened, are they ok?

“We… took care of them, no problem at all … Elf.”

The blood drained from Lucas head and his felt the fear grip his guts. By the Twins what had they done to his boys.

The Elf and the Captain stared at each other for an eternity, peering into the darkness at each other, burning into each other’s eyes, looking for a tell, searching for a clue as to what lay beneath, daring the other to crack first. Hours seemed to pass.

“Very well, I expected nothing less from a Captain of your reputation”

The tension thawed slightly as the elves took up positions on the flanks and the cart began to mobilise.

Luca’s mind raced.

Had they killed them? Were their bodies stuffed ingloriously into the barrels only feet away? He needed to rescue them, repay the dept, save his Tulip… but… he had no idea what had happened. Where they were? Where to even begin looking? He needed to speak to that man but had no way of reaching him while he was guarded by 20 able bodied men and a squad of elves. There were only three of them and…

He turned to examine his charges. Biggs was licking the stone thoughtfully, nodding to himself as if some long held suspicion was now confirmed. Wedge had squatted until his ears were hidden behind his knees and he was staring intently at his pinecone, a solitary trickle of blood winding down his plump chin as it crept from his nose due to the exertion of his cause.

He revised his calculations. There was only one of him.

After a few minutes had passed he turned to the young men.

“Stash your stone and pick up that pine cone boys, were moving out”

They looked at him cowishly.

“At this hour? Salt in Wounds isn’t going anywhere, can’t we leave in the morning?” moaned Biggs

“We aint going there no more” growled Luca as he fastened his cloak and adjusted his scabbard.

“Detour. Theres somebody we need to talk to.”

The Medusa

Arriving to ensure the village were paying their taxes to the khanate, the party discovered a village of mutilated and blinded townsfolk. The people of  Bleakbarrow have been systematically blinding themselves for years, ensuring their infants undergo the now sacred ritual before the end of their first season, so that they can live under the protection of a medusa, Keyla. The party learn the medusa eats the statues she creates, needing the petrified flesh for sustenance -so as long as people attack the village, she defends them, a bait for her food source. A convenient symbiosis, if a little grizzly.

But there was conflict in the village hall – The village elders wanted her protected and kept alive. She asked nothing of them, only to bring her the statues of their assailants, the villagers themselves they had willingly blinded each other. Many refused to help the party, remembering the days before the arrival of Keyla, days of battle, of rape and pillage. But there was a dissenting voice in the village. Squint, speaking for the first generation of those blinded infants who now grow old , accused the elders of being too fearful to see the truth, instead choosing eternal darkness for the illusion of safety.  They want something more for their own children

As the party delved into the forest, they found multiple statues, adventurers like them perhaps, who had perished under the gaze of the medusa. But the learned more of her.. they learned that she once knew the Khan… Keyla claimed she had once perhaps loved him but he had turned on her, and forced himself upon her, and rather than enslave or kill her, he had somehow cursed her, transforming her into a creature that no man could look upon again.

Throkk stands silently in the clearing now, under the shadow of the ancient elven watch tower. The head of the medusa hangs by his side, within the tattered backpack Alastair had managed to wrestle over her writhing hair. Alawyn the Shalesmith stands frozen in place, mid lunge, a look of terror on his heavy chizzled features.

The Khan doesn’t know what his champions have done here today, but neither does he know what they have learned of his past. There is a village of blind farmers to the North, now without their protector, the elven woods to the South containing unknown mysteries and dangers, and the shadow of the Great Khan looms over the steppes as the party pursue their goals ever further South.